Glitch Shrimp

Jackson, Lord and Protector of Potatoes, God of Lost Connection and Patron Saint of Static. His presence always heralds good Internet for everyone else but him.

Personal Life
Jackson’s current location is a cozy bunker in the jungle of The Bolivarian People’s Republic of Kombucha. He fled the US after getting his hands on a forbidden Beta Max tape. Jackson is crafty and so has made due with the limited supplies available in Kombucha. He has turned a turnip into a computer, connected to the potato which gives him an “internet connection”. During leisure time, Jackson tends to his garden, growing and harvesting new modems. He has also begun cultivating beets to serve as his generator.

Notables

 * Has every Steven Universe episode memorized in poor, out-of-sync German as it is the only broadcast Kombucha has.
 * Has milked chocolate milk straight from a cow.
 * Gets high off the smell of old books.

Inventor of the Following Metas

 * Disconnecting in the middle of a match