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David does not belong in the 21st century. Evidence of his time travel can be seen almost everywhere, but most notably he was painted in 1562 and immortalized in Portrait of a Nobleman with Dueling Gauntlet.

Personal Life
David was constructed in the year 4276 but found no meaning in the sterile white room of Eayrth. He passed his days by time traveling until an accident caused him to remain permanently. He has made the best of his situation by befriending as many humans as possible. This shows in his gameplay, where he uses Roadhog to hook his friends and bring them in closer for a hug.

Notables

 * Once balanced a microwave on his pinky finger for three hours.
 * If he concentrates hard enough, he can make his toes disappear.
 * Has a tattoo of the loch ness monster on his left thigh.

Inventor of the Following Metas

 * Making Roadhog viable even after being nerfed into the grave.
 * Switching characters to support the team comp.