Jawbones

Lisa is the one true Mom, Giver of Snacks, and Patron Saint of Packed Lunches. Constructed out of a medley of body parts, alive through sheer willpower.

Personal Life
Living in the wasteland known as Canada, Lisa’s arrival was heralded by maniacal laughter. Traveling from province to province on moose-back, settling only to game. Bringing staff and gun, balls, speaker and microwave to the battlefield. Once resurrected an ungrateful schlep at 1000 paces while blindfolded. Uphill. In the snow.

Notables

 * Has twenty seven dogs.
 * Sometimes prefers eating vegetables over souls.
 * Once lasted three weeks without sleep.
 * Has met God.

Inventor of the Following Metas

 * Screaming while Boosted.
 * Putting the pillow spray under all those hit with the sleep dart.
 * Boostio.